South Park

Season 7 Episode 7: Season's Beatings

Title:

Season's Beatings

Episode #:

Season 7

Episode 7

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9,525 Views

Air Date:

2011-12-11

Stan hears of the church putting on the story of Christ at the mall and rushes to get the lead role, only to be told by Father Donovan that he is too fat. He is instead given the role of Santa Claus but when he finds out the Roger got the role of Christ attacks and beats him senseless. Shocked at the attack, church leaders around the world universally agree to kick Stan out of Christianity. When Stan asks if there is any way to stay in the church, he is told it is almost impossible, given that the only three acceptable ways are to kill the anti-Christ, discover the Holy Grail, or donate large sums of money.
Meanwhile, Jeff tries to talk Hayley into adopting a child. Hayley says no but Jeff adopts a child anyways and names him Nemo. At first Hayley is angry but is quickly charmed by Nemo. While Stan is watching Nemo, he discovers the child bears the number 666 on his head, which is considered the mark of the beast and is convinced the child is the Anti-Christ. Stan gets Father Donovan to come see the marking and they agree to go to the orphanage where Nemo came from only to find it burned to the ground. As they search the remains of the orphanage, Father Donovan discovers Nemo's birth papers. Nemo senses the Father's discovery which causes the orphanage to collapse on him, severing his legs. Father Donovan is able to share that Nemo is indeed the son of Satan before he dies.