South Park

• 1
• 1600 Candles
• 09/28/2008
• 160,090 Views

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that...

• 2
• The One That Got Away
• 10/05/2008
• 93,377 Views

Roger is certain that someone has stolen his identity when he discovers that someone has maxed out...

• 3
• One Little Word
• 10/19/2008
• 89,328 Views

When Stan becomes his boss' new advisor, he feels like he can't say no to anything, not even...

• 4
• Choosy Wives Choose Smith
• 11/02/2008
• 82,659 Views

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed,...

• 5
• Escape from Pearl Bailey
• 11/09/2008
• 159,831 Views

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

• 6
• Pulling Double Booty
• 11/16/2008
• 217,086 Views

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine...

• 7
• Phantom Telethon
• 11/30/2008
• 59,448 Views

Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA\'s budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it...

• 8
• Chimdale
• 01/25/2009
• 21,044 Views

Steve learns that he has scoliosis and must wear a back-brace for six weeks. Stan gives him advice that it is what's on the inside that counts, but Steve is still ridiculed at school (even by Snot, who does it to be part of the group)...

• 9
• Stan Time
• 02/08/2009
• 21,472 Views

"There's 'Stan Time' and there's 'Family Time'. You are part of the family. I do this, I do this, now it's a pizza! That you can have."
—Stan explaining "Stan Time".

Stan finds himself lacking free time after work...

• 10
• Family Affair (American Dad!)
• 02/15/2009
• 28,125 Views

"Throughout the day he was with nine other families in nine different outfits, the rights to which I doubt he owns."
—Amusement park security guard explaining Roger's actions to Stan and Francine

When the Smiths try to plan a Monopoly game night, Roger backs out, saying that he has a last-minute rehearsal for an upcoming play...

• 11
• Live and Let Fry
• 03/01/2009
• 22,245 Views

"Oh, what a cute little bunny... I'm gonna pop you right into the fryer!"
—Francine upon seeing the rabbit that Stan bought for Steve

Stan gloats when he reads about his rival Chuck White's wife, Christy, being caught getting high in the parking lot of the local multiplex...

• 12
• Roy Rogers McFreely
• 03/08/2009
• 20,340 Views

Steve and Stan enjoy orderly life in Langley Falls, while Hayley rallies for recycling (which Stan is against solely because she is in favor of it)...

• 13
• Jack's Back (American Dad!)
• 03/15/2009
• 13,479 Views

The episode starts with Steve signing himself and his father up for a bicycle racing tournament, in which Stan refuses to participate. It is revealed that Stan never learned to ride a bike, mostly because his father did not want to spend father-son time with him...

• 14
• Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
• 03/22/2009
• 17,440 Views

"Scams make me so horny."
—Roger whispering in Barry's ear

Snot's bar mitzvah study buddy Etan Cohen hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie and then invites everyone in school but Steve to his bar mitzvah...

• 15
• Wife Insurance
• 03/29/2009
• 23,307 Views

Stan goes on a survey mission in Colombia, but he and his partner Jim are captured. Francine, having not heard from him in days, fears he's gone for good, three times after three false alarms...

• 16
• Delorean Story-an
• 04/19/2009
• 18,820 Views

"Don't ever tell your mom I let you jump from a moving car... twice."
—Stan Smith, after Steve retrieves the shift knob

When Steve unsuccessfully vies for Stan's attention, he and the others learn that Stan has secretly been building his dream car, a DeLorean DMC-12, for the last six years, but it is missing one vital part: the gull-wing passenger door...

• 17
• Every Which Way But Lose
• 04/26/2009
• 19,895 Views

"Before the game, how many ears did you have?"
—Roger to Steve when the Replicants win

When Steve loses his dad's respect by not coming in first in a chemistry competition at school, he joins a junior football team, the Wolverines...

• 18
• Weiner of Our Discontent
• 05/03/2009
• 21,730 Views

"Here's the parent company. Here's the subsidiary. Here's the branch of Food Co that presides over Hotdog Hauss. Here's Hotdog Hauss. Here's East Central Division...

• 19
• Daddy Queerest
• 05/10/2009
• 19,857 Views

"Maybe I wasn't clear. I did it for twelve dollars PROFIT."
—Roger justifying why he bought Steve beer

Stan and Francine attend a party thrown by their neighbors, Greg and Terry, but Stan pushes Francine into the pool when she embarrasses him by laughing early at a joke and not being informed on current events...

• 20
• Stan's Night Out
• 05/17/2009
• 20,882 Views

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with his friends Dick, Jackson, and Sanders, but guys’ night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another...