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American Dad Season 5 Episodes

In Country...Club

Steve has been chosen to sing the national anthem at the veteran's fair. However, he sings it with little passion, leading Stan to believe that the only way he can truly appreciate the national anthem is by experiencing war...

Moon Over Isla Island

Stan constantly makes promises to hang out with Roger but never fulfills his end of the bargain. Soon, he is assigned by the CIA to convince General Juanito Pequeño the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work (and a helicopter) and allow the US to mine the island's oil reserves...

Home Adrone

The family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley, leaving Steve to watch over the house. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules...

Brains, Brains and Automobiles

Stan arrives in the CIA's mobile lab, where his co-worker Ray is about to enter the brain of Osama Bin Laden's cat, codenamed "Buffy", to learn any terrorist intel, he learns that after Ray's kids left the house, his wife left too, considering him boring: Ray then states that Stan's wife will leave him too, as Hayley and Steve will leave for the summer, as well as the fact that Ray says that Stan is a more boring person than he himself...

Man in the Moonbounce

Stan is determined to make Steve act like an adult by getting rid of the childish games and events at his fourteenth birthday party. After Francine undermines him by renting a moonbounce for the party Stan realizes that he never had a childhood himself because his father left him when he was four, thus he had to assume all the man-of-the-house responsibilities...

Shallow Vows

Stan and Francine celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary, and Roger, under the guise of wedding planner Jeanie Gold, takes over the planning of a vow-renewal ceremony...

My Morning Straitjacket

Stan gets angry when Hayley is not at the dinner table because she has gone to a rock concert, which he considers to be a bad influence...

G-String Circus

When Haley announces she is taking a semester off to raise money for charity through organic mulch, Stan is depressed because she is not interested in his idea to start a dry cleaning business instead...

Rapture's Delight

Stan is upset when he cannot find his family a good seat for a Christmas Day church service. To allieviate this, Francine takes him to have sex with her in the closet...

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

Because of the economy, the Smiths are forced to make cutbacks. When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, Stan makes a bet on a local horse...

A Jones for a Smith

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and that helping others is a sign of weakness. He refused to bail Francine out of jail when she made an illegal U-turn after having drinks with Greg and Terry...

May the Best Stan Win

Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Stan plans to be cryogenic-ally frozen upon death until a time when he can be brought back to life by being turned into a cyborg, a way the CIA plan to expand the life of agents...

The Return of the Bling

Steve proudly shows Stan a B+ he got on a report about his hero, Legolas. However Stan rips it up telling him that heroes have to be real people like his heroes Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S...

Cops and Roger

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve), after Roger is trained by Stan he falls in with Chaz, a corrupt cop who eventually causes Roger to become just as bad as the mugger...

Merlot Down Dirty Shame

When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.[1] After Stan tells him that he and Francine might get a divorce and Roger will have to leave...

Bully for Steve

Stan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. He uses the analogy that Steve must carry a crate of oranges upstairs for his mother; Stan knows he would simply just pay someone to do it...

An Incident at Owl Creek

In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame...

Great Space Roaster

Roger's birthday is approaching, so the Smiths—according to his wishes and exact specifications—throw him a no-holds-barred comedy roast. However, they are surprised at the end of the evening to find that Roger is furious and hurt by their jokes...